ivp skit
Upon arrival at the popcorn stand, an impatient Hermione noticed her two pals were still not in sight. Checking her digital watch, she realised that she was an hour earlier. She paced around for one minute and decided to call it a day.
"Hello? Where are you now, Harry? I've waited for one minute already!" She barked into the receiver.
"Uh... I'm in the shower... AARGH... the soap suds got into my eyes... my mouth... my ears... MOMMY!!!!!" a distressed Harry shrieked.
Hermione grunted and hung up.
"Ron! Where are you now? I've waited for two minutes already! Are you on the way yet?" Hermoine spat into the mouthpiece.
"I'm already at the popcorn stand... I can SEE you!" Ron chuckled sinisterly.
She whirled around and almost crashed into Ron. He gave a wink and smiled even more sinisterly.
Hermione snorted, "Hmph! I waited for 180 seconds. Arghh!!! I'm gonna get my brunch first."
She stormed off, with Ron tailing meekly behind.
Hermione snorted noisily when when she spotted the CFC Restaurant.
She made a mad dash, cutting queues and jostled her way to the front. "1 small fries, 1 regular fries, 1 large fries, 1 Zinger burger, 1 Shrooms burger, 1 Chicken popcorn, 1 five-piece meal, 1 wedged potato, 1 small Coke, 1 medium Pepsi and 1 large Sprite..... Mmmm, and can have 8 packets of chilli sauce?" Hermione snorted out her order indistinctly.
*****
There was a mighty blast of trumpets to announce Harry's arrival. And a red carpet was rolled out. Harry stepped out of a posh limousine...escorted by a procession of sexy socialites.
He was dressed like a knight in shining armour...
Fit for his wedding banquet...
Standing at a jaw-dropping 1.98m, he pounced on Ron.
Both guys wrestled.
A bossy Hermoine snapped, "Stop fighting lah! Later we're going to miss the show again!"
When they were finally seated in the cinema, watching GOAL!, the 2 over-zealous guys stood up and cheered loudly.
Harry shouted, “Goal liao! Goal liao! Goal Goal liao!” And a $50 note changed hands. Ron cursed loudly.
A bored Hermione began chomping on her potato chips.
(insert potato chip problem)
Harry glared at Hermione.
“SHHHH…” He shushed her.
“DON'T YOU SHUSH ME!" she rebutted loudly.
"SHHHHHHHH...." he shushed her once more.
"WILL YOU FOR ONCE SHUT UP?!" she exploded.
In order not to end up killing Harry in a fight, she diverted her attention to Ron who was clambering the ladder to fix the cinema spotlights frantically.
(insert ladder problem)
Halfway through the show, Hermione became so bored she started to peel potatoes in the dark cinema hall.
(insert knife problem)
An angry man stood up, glaring at them. He claimed to be from MOE and demanded for their particulars.
They took turns to give the names of their school, their class, their mentor, their principal, their vice-principals, their mentor-reps, their head student councillor, their assistant head-councillor, the top in class and the bottom in class, the toilet aunties, the canteen aunties and the name of the stray cat.......
The trio proceeded to the ticketing booth to demand for a refund as there were glitches during the screening.
(insert table problem)
Subsequently, they went to look for a bin to dispose of Hermione’s 8 bagfuls of trash.
(insert canteen bin problem)
Next, they went to Harry’s house… Harry’s parents had left for JB to be reunited with his mother’s long lost hamster.
(toilet arrangement problem)
“Expecto Metronome!” Ron chanted, pointing at Harry’s hot pink file.
(file problem – insert any dialogue)
Hermione grunted and settled down on the crouch to play Harry’s Xbox, Ybox and Zbox, PS III to V.
Ron let out a heart-wrenching shriek when he spotted Harry's diminutive stature, toddling at 0.98m, due to a spell gone wrong. They pacified the toddler with a pacifier and a stroller.
(insert baby stroller + lunch box + classroom arrangement in preschool)
“It’s all your fault lah!” Hermione blamed Ron when they saw Harry.
"What?" Ron thrust a finger at Hermione.
"What what?" Hermione thrust 2 fingers at Ron.
"What lar?" Ron didn't want to be outdone. He thrust 3 fingers into Hermione's face.
"What what lar?" Hermione thrust all her fingers into Ron's face.
Ron sat down angrily on the couch, beside Hermione, who was once again engrossed in Final Fantasy 100.
A violent rocking drew her attention away from the game. Ron was shaking his legs so violently, the entire couch vibrated.
"Stop shaking lah, will you?" she snapped at him.
"It's my legs, so I shake all I want to," he retorted.
"STOP IT LAH! NOT FUNNY OK?" she stood up, ready to shove him .
"I SHAKE UNTIL MY LEGS DROP ALSO NOT YOUR BUSINESS WHAT, RIGHT?" he also stood up.
"WRONG!" she shoved him.
"DON'T ANYHOW PUSH PEOPLE, CAN OR NOT?" he shoved her back.
"CANNOT!" she shoved him again.
He shoved. She shoved. He shoved. She shoved. He shoved. She shoved.
By the time they had shoved each other 50 times, the game was over.
M06102 (:
"Hello? Where are you now, Harry? I've waited for one minute already!" She barked into the receiver.
"Uh... I'm in the shower... AARGH... the soap suds got into my eyes... my mouth... my ears... MOMMY!!!!!" a distressed Harry shrieked.
Hermione grunted and hung up.
"Ron! Where are you now? I've waited for two minutes already! Are you on the way yet?" Hermoine spat into the mouthpiece.
"I'm already at the popcorn stand... I can SEE you!" Ron chuckled sinisterly.
She whirled around and almost crashed into Ron. He gave a wink and smiled even more sinisterly.
Hermione snorted, "Hmph! I waited for 180 seconds. Arghh!!! I'm gonna get my brunch first."
She stormed off, with Ron tailing meekly behind.
Hermione snorted noisily when when she spotted the CFC Restaurant.
She made a mad dash, cutting queues and jostled her way to the front. "1 small fries, 1 regular fries, 1 large fries, 1 Zinger burger, 1 Shrooms burger, 1 Chicken popcorn, 1 five-piece meal, 1 wedged potato, 1 small Coke, 1 medium Pepsi and 1 large Sprite..... Mmmm, and can have 8 packets of chilli sauce?" Hermione snorted out her order indistinctly.
*****
There was a mighty blast of trumpets to announce Harry's arrival. And a red carpet was rolled out. Harry stepped out of a posh limousine...escorted by a procession of sexy socialites.
He was dressed like a knight in shining armour...
Fit for his wedding banquet...
Standing at a jaw-dropping 1.98m, he pounced on Ron.
Both guys wrestled.
A bossy Hermoine snapped, "Stop fighting lah! Later we're going to miss the show again!"
When they were finally seated in the cinema, watching GOAL!, the 2 over-zealous guys stood up and cheered loudly.
Harry shouted, “Goal liao! Goal liao! Goal Goal liao!” And a $50 note changed hands. Ron cursed loudly.
A bored Hermione began chomping on her potato chips.
(insert potato chip problem)
Harry glared at Hermione.
“SHHHH…” He shushed her.
“DON'T YOU SHUSH ME!" she rebutted loudly.
"SHHHHHHHH...." he shushed her once more.
"WILL YOU FOR ONCE SHUT UP?!" she exploded.
In order not to end up killing Harry in a fight, she diverted her attention to Ron who was clambering the ladder to fix the cinema spotlights frantically.
(insert ladder problem)
Halfway through the show, Hermione became so bored she started to peel potatoes in the dark cinema hall.
(insert knife problem)
An angry man stood up, glaring at them. He claimed to be from MOE and demanded for their particulars.
They took turns to give the names of their school, their class, their mentor, their principal, their vice-principals, their mentor-reps, their head student councillor, their assistant head-councillor, the top in class and the bottom in class, the toilet aunties, the canteen aunties and the name of the stray cat.......
The trio proceeded to the ticketing booth to demand for a refund as there were glitches during the screening.
(insert table problem)
Subsequently, they went to look for a bin to dispose of Hermione’s 8 bagfuls of trash.
(insert canteen bin problem)
Next, they went to Harry’s house… Harry’s parents had left for JB to be reunited with his mother’s long lost hamster.
(toilet arrangement problem)
“Expecto Metronome!” Ron chanted, pointing at Harry’s hot pink file.
(file problem – insert any dialogue)
Hermione grunted and settled down on the crouch to play Harry’s Xbox, Ybox and Zbox, PS III to V.
Ron let out a heart-wrenching shriek when he spotted Harry's diminutive stature, toddling at 0.98m, due to a spell gone wrong. They pacified the toddler with a pacifier and a stroller.
(insert baby stroller + lunch box + classroom arrangement in preschool)
“It’s all your fault lah!” Hermione blamed Ron when they saw Harry.
"What?" Ron thrust a finger at Hermione.
"What what?" Hermione thrust 2 fingers at Ron.
"What lar?" Ron didn't want to be outdone. He thrust 3 fingers into Hermione's face.
"What what lar?" Hermione thrust all her fingers into Ron's face.
Ron sat down angrily on the couch, beside Hermione, who was once again engrossed in Final Fantasy 100.
A violent rocking drew her attention away from the game. Ron was shaking his legs so violently, the entire couch vibrated.
"Stop shaking lah, will you?" she snapped at him.
"It's my legs, so I shake all I want to," he retorted.
"STOP IT LAH! NOT FUNNY OK?" she stood up, ready to shove him .
"I SHAKE UNTIL MY LEGS DROP ALSO NOT YOUR BUSINESS WHAT, RIGHT?" he also stood up.
"WRONG!" she shoved him.
"DON'T ANYHOW PUSH PEOPLE, CAN OR NOT?" he shoved her back.
"CANNOT!" she shoved him again.
He shoved. She shoved. He shoved. She shoved. He shoved. She shoved.
By the time they had shoved each other 50 times, the game was over.
M06102 (:
posted by timetraveller at
10:49 PM
2 Comments:
to be honest... TOTALLY LAME... bit crappy. ridiculously lame as a matter of fact. XD no offence
By
ME!, at Wednesday, September 27, 2006 5:33:00 AM
w00t... it was meant to be lame... im glad u could recognise the lamity of it all...
By
timetraveller, at Thursday, September 28, 2006 6:53:00 AM
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